You could spend an age reading people’s opinions of erotic novel sensation 50 Shades of Grey. Or you could save time and hear these folks sing about it.
After all, the opinions represented are indicative of the three basic strands of thought anyway. There’s the bored housewife who’s used the book to get in touch with her sensual side. There’s the outraged feminist angered by the novel’s theme of male domination and lacking literary finesse. And then there’s the bloke too ashamed to admit out loud that he loves every second of the tome.
So which one of our singing heroes are you?