99 Words For Boobs Spoof Music Video | To The Tune Of ’99 Red Balloons’ By Nena

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Wow, what can I say about this video, it’s a work of frickin’ genius is what it is! 99 Red Balloons was a good song, and the inclusions of breasts just made it a whole lot better.

It’s not like I’ve got a breast fixation you understand, but in the right light, and the right context, you can’t beat a nice pair of threepenny bits.

I have some favourite words for breasts which were included in this video, such as Elmer Fudds, WMDs, whoopie cushions and midget earmuffs.

I wouldn’t say I use 99 different words for boobs on a daily basis, though maybe on a yearly basis I’d be getting close to that figure. Is that wrong of me?

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