While I never thought I’d be writing these words down again, it appears David Hasselhoff has done the unthinkable and released a new pop song.
Expect a wormhole to the underworld to open up beneath our very feet anytime soon, as this surely means the devil and his army of demons are on the loose once again.
The song is called True Survivor, and it’s the title track from the new film Kung Fury. Don’t worry about it all being very cheesy, as that’s the point.
Kung Fury is a spoof of the action films from the 1980s, and it may just be so bad it’s good. With or without Hasselhoff’s involvement.