Apple Fanboys Porn Video | 30 Years Of Apple Products In Two Minutes – Kleenex At Ready?

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An Apple (product) a day keeps fanboys at bay. Hopefully all the Apple fanboys will get stuck watching this on repeat while touching themselves and stop banging on about Steve Jobs and co. for five minutes.

I classify this as porn for Apple fanboys. I assume many of them will have the Kleenex at the ready for when they climax over the machine of their choice.

Whether that be the Apple II from 1977, the MacBook Pro from 2006, or anything in between, something will set them off. And this video doesn’t even include the most recent Apple phenomenons such as the iPod, iPhone, and iPad.

I love ribbing Apple fanboys almost as much as they love talking about their beloved company. I personally don’t embrace any particular tech company, as they’re all out to make a profit off us at the end of the day. Apple included.

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