I have never once wanted to own or fire a machine gun. At least one that shoots bullets. But this, an utterly awesome paper plane machine gun, is right up my street.
This is a paper plane machine gun, so-called because it fires out paper planes one after the other in quick succession. It even folds the paper for you, meaning you just stand back, aim, and fire.
The paper plane machine gun is the work of German mechanical engineer Dieter Michael Krone, a man so obsessed by paper planes he runs a whole website dedicated to them.
There are hopes that Krone will bring his paper plane machine gun to Kickstarter, raising funds to manufacture his invention on a huge scale.
Just think how much better the world would be if we all chose to fire paper planes instead of bullets.