This video is apparently an actual paper submitted to the New England University. It’s scary that someone who struggles to string two words together is a college student, but you can’t argue with the facts.
When I first listened I thought it may have been written by Miss Teen South Carolina. But it turns out the genius behind this masterpiece has the unlikely name of Pisit Pornkitti. I can’t make this stuff up.
It may not be very nice to laugh at the stupidity of others, but this animated video makes it too easy. Just remember, if you’re ever diagnosed with cancer, “Don’t be panic!”