‘Battleship’ Movie Trailer #2 Video | Rihanna Still Sucks, The Plot Is Still Meaningless

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This second trailer for Battleship is better than the first. Of that there is no doubt. Time and money has obviously been spent in post-production to make it look and feel like a quality movie.

However, the biggest complaint from the original still stands: this is meant to be based on the Battleship board game, and yet it bears no resemblance to it at all. I don’t remember aliens making an appearance in Battleship, yet here they are.

There is also the fact that Rihanna was somehow given a starring role. This despite the fact she cannot act to save her life. It’s a classic case of someone famous being cast in order to tempt their fans into seeing the film.

Thankfully I’m not a fan of Rihanna, so I won’t even be tempted to go see Battleship. Or as I like to call it, Battleshit.

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