I’m being intentionally controversial with that title, obviously. I actually think women drivers are generally safer and better than their male counterparts.

However, this particular woman is a silly cow. Yes, the road is icy. No, you shouldn’t have gone out in your car. And once the car started slipping down the road, you really shouldn’t have jumped out the door. You idiot.

It’s as if she thinks that jumping out the car means she’s no longer responsible for it.

So what if it crashes into a house, or the parked cars of people intelligent enough to leave their vehicle well alone in these conditions. If she’s not at the wheel then she surely cannot be blamed.

It’s also a really dangerous thing to do for her own wellbeing, as she could easily have slipped straight under the car and been crushed to death by her own vehicle. And her retardedness, of course.