Valentine’s Day – a time for couples everywhere to show their love for each other by swapping gifts, going out for dinner, and having some extra-hot sex. Wait, shouldn’t that be how relationships are all year around?
Of course, there are a ton of people every year who hate Valentine’s Day, because they’re single and can’t participate in this day meant only for those of us loved up. But these people needn’t despair, because Love is now available to buy.
Millions of people can’t be wrong, so singles everywhere should give this wonder-product a try – it could change their lives forever. Although a word of warning that not all the changes will necessarily be good ones (bye bye football in the pub).
I’ve only been in a relationship for three Valentine’s Days, so I know how it feels. What did I do? Do things men in couples can’t generally – get drunk and have lots of meaningless sex. Ah, the good ol’ days…
