Cliff Richard’s “Mistletoe and Wine” regularly makes those lists of worst songs ever, but every Christmastime we just can’t resist dragging it out.
Like the very best bad songs, this one has a spectacularly bad video clip.
If you thought the idea of Santa breaking into your bedroom was creepy, just think how you’d feel if you spotted Cliff Richard there!
Thankfully he soon leaves the sleeping kiddie to find a choir who seem just as into Christmas as Cliff is. He leads them all in some interpretive dance and some dodgy fake fireworks.
The good news? You won’t feel compelled to listen to this over-the-top drivel until next festive season!