There’s a fantastic new product on the market that takes all the effort out of hitting people in the genitals. It’s called the Cock Shot and it makes the whole process so simple even a child could do it.
This video for Cock Shot is a parody of the ShamWow! infomercial. ShamWow! is basically a chamois leather cloth which is very porous and therefore soaks up spills. But the advert for it is hilarious, especially when watched after this spoof version.
Forget ShamWow!, what you want is the Cock Shot, a portable device that can be carried around for those times when you need to give someone a quick punch or kick in the groin but don’t want to actually make the effort to.
Now you don’t have to. Just whip out your Cock Shot, place it in front of someone’s genitals and push the button. The device does the rest for you, delivering a knock to the penis and testicles of your intended victim. Brilliant.
