Credit Crunch Birth Video | How To Save Money While Pregnant During A Recession

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In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re all in the middle of a rather large and depressing recession right now. The economy is screwed, the credit crunch is in full effect, and we all need tips on how to save money.

Luckily, Mike the Midwife is on hand to do just that. Here is his semi-instructional video on how to have a credit crunch birth. My advice would be not to get pregnant in the middle of a recession of you can’t afford it but hey ho, I’m not the male midwife!

This is a brilliant parody of all those real life documentaries that now fill up the TV schedules along with cookery shows, DIY shows, and celebrities doing something or other. But it’s not the first time we’ve met Mike the Midwife as he introduced himself way back in 2007.

I’m not sure if I’d want Mike the Midwife looking after my expectant wife or girlfriend (not that I’ve got one of each or anything). He’s funny and that would probably help calm everyone down. But it’s his bald head that’s the problem – he’d always bear a resemblance to the kids he delivers.

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