Creepy Dutch Pianist Video | Mr P Just Wants to Fuck You

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When I saw the snappily dressed Mr P walk out on to the stage I was expecting a little classical music, something tender and romantic. Instead he plays his sexy little ragtime ditty entitled “I Want to Fuck You.”

I’m not sure if the song is directed at anyone in particular. Looking at Mr P, I’m guessing he might be singing to anyone who’d have him. Let’s face it, with those massive ears, coke-bottle glasses, and general creepiness he doesn’t have a lot going for him.

But Mr P isn’t completely without charm. This dirty Dutchman is a pretty fantastic piano player, and while his song may not help him bed the ladies it is very catchy!

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