If you haven’t already heard by now, hundreds of Chinese citizens are currently dying due to a recent outbreak.
What could possibly be the cause of this disaster? The answer may surprise you…
Officially called “Olympic Fever,” the virus is said to be spreading faster than ever, and is getting harder and harder to contain now that China has won more gold medals than any other country.
According to a statement Chinese government, the disease is caused by “the thrill of seeing the world’s best athletes come together in one magical event.” Damn. It looks like I’m going to have to get myself checked.
No need to worry though, I’m actually looking forward to the “special sneak preview” of the closing ceremonies.
