Depressant Spoof Video | ONN Reports On Drug To Make Cheerful People Miserable

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There was I thinking I was the only normal person who gets sick of those people who are constantly happy, constantly positive, constantly convinced that everything will be OK, and that life is super duper great.

But I’m clearly not, as this spoof video from the Onion News Network proves.

Being around miserable, negative people all the time is a real chore – just ask anyone who has ever tried being friends with me – but being around overly happy, always cheerful people can be equally tiresome.

Mood swings are normal. Having good and bad days in normal. Being filled with the joys of life one moment, and not wanting to get out of bed the next is completely fine.

Which means those people who are always happy (or at least act that way) are as ill as those who are sad all the time. Let’s make these drugs a reality and ban fancy dress parties immediately!

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