The owners of this fat cat are thrilled that he’s reached another birthday milestone. The kitty, on the other hand, is clearly not amused.
He sits seething while they sing “Happy Birthday,” and shows even less interest in blowing out his candles. Not even an inch of the enthusiasm of his adoring owners rubs off on this surly sour puss.
But I can’t really blame him. He’s sitting there dressed like Dilbert, smothered by human traditions on his special day.
What about handing the cat a nice juicy fillet of salmon and a bowl of warm milk instead? Surely he’d appreciate that more than this disaster of a party!
