Fat Kid Doing A Fire Dance Video | Why?

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This video shows another example of an increasingly popular pastime: trying to take yourself out of the gene pool by dying in the most retarded manner imaginable. Darwin would have been proud of how far humanity has progressed.

This is a fat kid in his bedroom holding a lighter and wearing cheap clothes. Nothing unusual there. Until, of course, said fat kid decides it would be a good idea to use the lighter to set fire to himself.

The obvious question is why? The secondary one is what did he think would happen? Did he expect something magical to appear out of the flames? Or for him to ascend into the air riding a magically charged fireball?

Instead, the obvious happens. The fire spreads, sets his t-shirt alight, and makes the kid panic, dancing around in front of the camera as he attempts to save himself from becoming a burnt offering to the gods.

I wonder if this kid will ever be able to father children later in life? I for one hope not.

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