Fat Kid Scooter Fail Video | Faceplant-Tastic

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However vintage and refined the Internet becomes, the old classics will always reign supreme. In terms of online video that means people getting hurt. Not killed, you understand, but just a little hurt. The funnier the better.

I’m not used to mocking fat kids, because I was one once upon a time. And then I became an overweight adult as well, and have struggled with my weight ever since. But this is funny, and mainly because he is fat.

If this were some slim kid he might never have fallen off the scooter in the first place. And even if he had it wouldn’t have been half as impressive, with a distinct lack of bounce as his face smacks on the tarmac.

If there’s a lesson to be learned here, and I feel there is, it’s that large people shouldn’t try and use equipment not built with them in mind. Because a faceplant will likely be on the cards. And faceplants hurt.

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