This is The Chick-fil-A Song by Tim Hawkins. He’s a fan of the fried chicken chain, but they’re closed every time he fancies some.
This is suddenly relevant again because of the stance Chick-fil-A is taking over marriage equality. They don’t support anyone but heterosexual men and women get married, and don’t care who knows this.
I’ll be honest and admit I’d never heard of Chick-fil-A before this controversy, but this song makes it obvious they’re an organization that clearly tries to stick with Bible teachings. A fast-food chain not open on Sundays? Preposterous.
I support marriage equality, but it should be noted that Chick-fil-A isn’t banning gay people from their stores, so this isn’t that big a deal. It’s intolerance sure, but they’re not doing anything illegal.