Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the protagonists of your PC games decided to call it quits one day? Imagine that Lara Croft no longer wanted to be a sexy archaeologist or Pac-Man no longer wanted to be a munching machine.
Meet Pac-Man, behind the scenes. Clearly, our little yellow friend is sick of his job. He decides to launch an all out embargo against those “little bits of corn.” Luckily for us, he has a motivational guru: the little jellyfish that’s usually out to do him in. The plot thickens…
I suppose it was only a matter of time before he cracked; I’d probably do the same thing if I were forced to eat the same thing day in and day out.
