George Brett is a former Major League baseball star who played for the Kancas City Royals. He is one of only four players in history to accumulate 3,000 hits, 300 home runs, and a career .300 batting average and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1999.
But none of that matters any more because he shit his pants and chose to tell his teammates about it. And thanks to the microphone overhearing the conversation he told the rest of us about it as well. And now someone has set it to music and auto-tuned his voice to fit.
This is genius on so many levels. The story in itself is comedy gold. The fact that it was overheard makes it better. And then the music and Brett virtually singing his two stories of how a dodgy tummy has led to him crapping himself puts the final touch to it all.
Maybe they should add 2 pants-shitting accidents and 1 embarrassing YouTube video to his career record?