I know some men have large penises, I am unfortunately not one of them. But do any men have penises shaped like guns? This policeman finds out the truth first hand.
I know the police, especially in America, have to be ultra cautious if they see someone they suspect of having a gun. I mean, it’s a fine line between stopping an innocent person and getting shot in the face by someone who is guilty.
However, this guy is doing nothing but walking along the road minding his own business when he gets patted down. He is a criminal, but his only crime is to have an extremely large schlong.
How embarrassed must the copper be when he walks away? And how much worse was that embarrassment when he got back to the police station to find out the whole world had watched the clip of his fondling some guy on the Internet.