I don’t know about you but Judgment Day for me was pretty painless. And Hell seems to be much like Earth. It’s not even that hot. Unless, of course, Harold Camping got it wrong again. No, that couldn’t be.
Do you remember that old guy who predicted the world was going to end in May? Well, when it didn’t, he claimed he didn’t mean it literally, and that the actual end of the world was going to happen on Oct. 21, 2011.
I’m sat writing this on the morning of Oct. 22, 2011, and guess what? The world didn’t end. It is still, as far as I can see, in one piece. There were no fireballs killing non-believers. In fact, it’s bloody cold.
I can;t wait to hear what Camping’s excuse is this time. And he will set a new date, no doubt, because if he doesn’t then people may stop listening to him and, crucially, stop giving him money. Now that would be a shame.
