Blair River, the man who acted as spokesman and model for the Heart Attack Grill, has died at the tender young age of 29. He didn’t, however, die of a heart attack. Because that would have been all kinds of ironic.
The Heart Attack Grill is a restaurant which, as its name suggests, serves unhealthy dishes and makes no excuses for doing so. A controversial eatery at the best of times, this isn’t going to help.
River was a 6′ 8″ gentleman who weighed 575 pounds and loved eating at the Heart Attack Grill. The fact he has died at such a young age isn’t really great publicity for the restaurant.
I’d still like to have one mean, just one meal mind, at the Heart Attack Grill, but anyone who eats there regularly is likely to have weight problems and health problems before too long.
