Hilarious Cactus Body Slam Video | This Is Very Funny, But Not Particularly Clever

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Cacti are prickly for a reason. It’s their defense mechanism against predators, who quickly learn to steer clear of these dangerous plants.

Unfortunately, humans have evolved to a point where they can override natural instincts. Which means some idiot will choose to body slam a cactus.

This video shows that idiot doing what he does best; being an idiot. He jumps into the cactus while wearing minimal protection, and then writhes around on the ground in agony.

What was he expecting? For the cactus to afford him a nice, soft landing? I don’t wish ill on anyone, but if you’re going to leap into a cactus then you deserve a little bit of pain.

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