What I really want to see when I visit the zoo is, well, this. And that’s just me being honest.
Animals are boring. At least animals you look at in zoos. It seems a strange flashback to a former time when animals from foreign climes were considered exotic enough to stare at for hours on end.
However, just occasionally, if you’re extremely lucky, you may get to see something brilliant at a zoo. Like this hippo letting out the longest, loudest fart while crapping and swishing it in every direction with its tail.
Part of me thinks the farting noise has been added on afterwards, but I don’t care if it has or not. This hippopotamus still defecated while walking along. And that’s good enough for me and my infantile mind.
