At first glance, this video seems like an opening to a cheesy horror flick. A blond girl gets a threatening call from a scary attacker. When he disconnects her power in her house, it seems like it’s all over for the poor girl…
Or is it?
Opening fire on any shadowy figure when you’re paranoid isn’t really the smartest thing to do, but the comedy in this video is undeniable. All politics aside, this commercial does bring up a valid point; horror movies would be shorter if the female victims had guns.
Apparently, the type of gun she used was a “a suppressed Krinkov 7.62 x 39.” I have no idea what that means, nor do I know why the store is also giving away free rocks with every purchase.