Ah, spring break, something which we don’t really have over here in the UK but which I know about from watching too many videos on the subject than is probably considered healthy. And then I saw this one.

This, right here, is the reason spring break is purely the domain of the young. Dads aren’t invited because they’d spend the whole time eying up the young girls, and moms aren’t invited because they end up doing this.

To be fair to this lady in particular, she seems to having fun, which is always good, and she can actually move. The problem is the ugly face, pasty skin, and pot belly. Which all put me off my lunch.

What we want to see is those girls in the background shaking their booty, not some middle-aged woman shaking her cellulite-laden arse. Why did the crowd cheer? That’s only going to encourage her to come back next year and make a tit of herself again.