There’s a certain point when you’re on a night out of heavy drinking which is crucial to how the session turns out. It’s that moment when you’re too drunk to actually drink anymore.
If you’re drinking beer or cider your hand won’t lift to your mouth. If you’re drinking spirits then you can’t see straight enough to find the next drink. And if you’re drinking wine then getting the cork out of the bottle becomes as impossibility. Or does it?
This guy ingeniously keeps the drinking going by opening another bottle of wine (he’s clearly already consumed quite a few) using a combination of his teeth, one of his shoes, and the nearest wall.
The good thing is that the alcohol will obliterate any of the pain caused by a chipped tooth or caused when trying to walk off with either no shoe on or a shoe on which isn’t fit for the job anymore thanks to being bashed against a wall.
