It’s nice to know that some things are universal. The Got Talent reality TV show for one, which means Simon Cowell’s bank balance for another.
But ever better than that, crappy street dancers who receive far more attention than they deserve also seem to be a worldwide phenomenon.
Take this one, for example. He’s alright, but he’s nothing special. I’ve seen all his moves a thousand times before, so why the standing ovation?
Can’t we just round all the street dancers in the world up and massacre them? Sure, it’s cruel to them, but it would be a huge relief for the rest of the population who would no longer have to put up this crap.
The more salient point, however, is what on earth is going on with that female judge’s eyebrows? She looks like she has two randy caterpillars struggling to wriggle off her face.
