As the stories of the deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson played out on media across the world, the Today Show in Australia added another name to the mix: Jeff Goldblum.
The morning program announced the star had fallen to his death in New Zealand while filming a movie there. It was tragic news that had all the hosts reeling. Yet there was just one flaw to their story: it simply wasn’t true.
Jeff Goldblum recently appeared on The Colbert Report to put an end to the death rumors. Yet when faced with the footage from Australia, he did what any star in limbo could do. He delivered his own eulogy.
What follows is a hilarious speech, paying tribute to Jeff’s acting skills and sexual prowess. Thank goodness those reports of his death were greatly exaggerated. We would have missed comedic gold like this!
