And there was me thinking Jennifer Lopez had retired. After all, I haven’t seen her in any films or heard her songs on the radio for about five years now.
But no, I was mistaken. In fact, JLo is still alive, well, and falling on her ass while performing at awards shows. Not that she’d have felt anything as her ass is fat enough to cushion any sized fall.
The JLo fall came as she performed Louboutins at the American Music Awards last night (Nov. 22). She was attempting to mount some of her backing dancers when she stumbled backwards and showed her crotch to the audience.
I take my hat off to her though, even I don’t particularly like the girl. She got straight up off the floor and carried on like nothing had happened. Which is the sign of a true professional.
