Justin Bieber Plays Football Video | The Big Girl’s Blouse Trains With Barcelona Team

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Justin Bieber recently trained with the Barcelona football team (well, the reserves at least). Why? I don’t have a clue, but it does annoy me, as so much of what the floppy-haired ladyboy does happens to.

There is so much wrong with this whole thing I don’t know where to begin….

Why was Justin Bieber given the chance to train with Barcelona? There must be many more deserving people out there who’d like to do so. Why is he wearing the gayest color training strip available? That has to have been the players’ idea, surely.

I have to say he isn’t all that bad at football, even though he probably calls it soccer. I guess Canadians have a better handle on the sport than their cousins to the south.

However, Bieber does kick like a girl. But then I guess that shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise seeing as he clearly has a vagina hiding under those shorts.

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