In the latest edition of everyone’s favorite online celebrity tabloid show, Sarah East questions Lady Gaga’s sexuality. In the same minute she also determines that the only real difference between a bowling ball and Lindsey Lohan is that you can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
That’s right, The PopCrunch Show is “back bitches!”
Angelina and Madonna just don’t stop adopting babies do they? After all, toddlers are the perfect accessory for a dark dress. On a side note, this is quite possibly the first webisode in a long time where PopCrunch doesn’t ridicule Miley Cyrus.
The bash of the week goes to all of India. Sarah cold-heartedly makes the assumption that the whole country is a slum as seen in the award winning movie Slumdog Millionaire. But that statement isn’t nearly as cold hearted as the one made by Miss Universe about Guantanamo Bay.
“It was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.” Finally, we have solid proof that looks are the only judging criteria for Miss Universe.
