Lucky Escape Video | Guy Falls Through Roof But Avoids Losing Testicles To Falling Brick

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This could have been much worse for the guy than it was. As if falling through a tin roof wasn’t bad enough, being hit in the balls with a brick would have completed the catastrophe. And the chances of him fathering children.

Unless I’m mistaken the guy gets up on the roof to fetch a golf ball. That is, at least, what it looks like he throws down after finding it in the guttering. But he finds an interesting way of getting down: falling through the roof.

That’s gotta hurt, especially when the tin roof sticks under his armpits. Chafe isn’t a strong enough word.

But then the real meat of this video occurs. The guy is lying on the ground thinking his pain has ended when a brick falls from the roof and lands millimeters away from his crotch. A home vasectomy is never a good idea.

Now that’s what I call a lucky escape.

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