Well here’s a trailer that I, along with millions of movie fans, never thought I’d see. It’s for a little film called Machete, which was hinted at during the Rodriguez/Tarantino project Grindhouse.
That film featured a fake trailer for the flick, which stars Danny Trejo as a Mexican immigrant with murder on his mind. From that preview it seems a star-studded movie has been born.
And boy there are stars, with Jessica Alba, Robert DeNiro, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Lindsay Lohan, and Steven Seagal all joining in the fun.
Of course, like any good exploitation flick this won’t be to everyone’s tastes, but those in on the joke are set to enjoy one wild ride! Machete opens in the US on September 8.