Mad Mad Mario Video | Spoof Super Mario Animation With Princess Peach Rant

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have you ever wondered why Mario, the famous plumber who stars in the Super Mario Bros. games (as if you hadn’t already guessed) rescues Princess Peach time after time after time? Why does the silly woman keep getting abducted in the first place?

This animation doesn’t reveal why Princess Peach lets herself get captured all the time but it does show Mario’s true feelings on the matter. He’s had enough, he’s lost it, he’s got better things to do than keep rescuing the princess. Like plumbing for example.

He ignores the turtle who has captured and is holding the princess captive and goes straight for the girl, giving her a verbal dressing down the likes of which I haven’t seen since Peter Andre and Katie Price split up.

The best line in the whole thing is the frankly sexist but still hilarious, “We’re going to go home and guess what you’re sucking? My balls!” Classic. I wonder if Nintendo will take notice and include this in a future game?

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