My favorite episodes of trash talk show Maury are the paternity tests. It’s kind of sick, but super entertaining, to watch the men dancing around when they hear those happy words, “You are not the father.”
But wouldn’t it be nice if the skanky moms didn’t need to face such a public humiliation? Now they don’t have to with the Maury Povich Home Paternity Test.
Of course, there’s still the embarrassment of knowing you have no clue who fathered your child. But it’s got to be better than the public shame that comes from being portrayed as a slut on national TV!
