No, they didn’t did they? They did? Now that’s what I call an educational day at the zoo. I’ve heard of getting up close and personal with wild animals but this may be taking the idea a little too far.
We’ve probably all driven through a safari park, safely navigated the lions and tigers only to then have our cars decimated by monkeys. Windscreen wipers ripped off, tyres punctured, they’re capable of vandalism on a massive scale.
But some are more your peaceful types, the hippies of the primate world. Make love, not war is an expression often bandied about, and these monkeys must have heard it somewhere along the line because it’s exactly what they choose to do.
Humans may be known to have sex in cars but monkeys prefer having sex on the bonnet of cars – cars that are moving at speed preferably. And there’s no need to call the lady a cab afterwards either.
