Really Em?
With the fragile state that hip hop is in, I don’t think we need another song like this one.
I’ve been a fan of Eminem ever since I heard his first CD in middle school. That being said, the man’s music has changed dramatically since then. Sure, Dr. Dre is behind the production, but this single feels more like a forgetful viral video than a comeback single for the “king” of rap.
Even though I, along with millions of other devout fans, will still buy his new album Relapse when it hit stores later this year, I’ll be expecting more quality than this. “You think that’s bad, you should hear the rest of my album.” Please Em, let that line be just a joke.
Lyrics
[Intro]
Guess Who? Ya Miss Me?
Jessica Simpson singing the chorus
[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You’re a… rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you
[Verse 1]
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You’re ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don’t massacre the fans
I think Kim Kardashian’s a man
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes, he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a two, you’re practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin
Now come in girl
[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You’re a… rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you
[Verse 2]
The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Porsha, But whats Alan Degenerus
Have that i don’t, are you tellin me tenitis
I could be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my vitamin, inhaler and 2 senodren
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, let her say hello to my little friend
Hey fellas cut out the middle men
Forget about him or you’ll end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the __ binge
Forget the other girl pay the middle attention
And little did i mention that Jennifer’s in..
Love with me so John Mayer sit on the bench
Man I swear those other guys you give them an inch
They take ’em out they got style, forget the consent
[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You’re a… rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you
And thats why my love, you’ll never live without
I know you want me girl cos I can see you checkin me out,
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Dont’t try to deny it baby i’m the only one for you
[Verse 3]
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash I don’t mean to mess up with your gal but
Jessica Alba, I want her breasts on my mouth
Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressin like Elvis
Lord help us he’s back in his pink shirt
Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip, Jessica rest assured Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me, You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake, with a saw baked in to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul mate, now break it down girl
[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You’re a… rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you
[Outro]
So baby bay get down down down
Baby get down down down
Baby get down down down
Baby get down get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can’t wait, I’m going back
Dr. Dre.. 2020
