New Epic Meal Time Video | 100-Pound Chocolate Bar!

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Ending with over 160,000 calories, 19,468 grams of sugar, and 9,270 grams worth of sugary, pig fat (they just HAD to add bacon), this monstrosity is a candy bar to break world records for sickest stoner munchies ever. “Rain chocolate on them hoes!”

They combined Hershey’s candy bars, Snickers, Reese’s, Twix, Pay Days, Crunch bars, Butterfingers, and an enormous chocolate bunny to melt on top as the outer coating. But what held it all together was this sugary paste they had started out stirring so they could add freshly cooked bacon bits to it. Why!? Why ruin chocolate like that!?

They were right about one thing. This epic meal time is not only epic because these people who aren’t really culinary professionals have not only managed to get their own cooking show…they’ve somehow managed to talk some hot babe into taking a few bites from their crazy concoction!

I give them a golden star at the end of the day for being some original pothead geniuses. Even though they probably stole some of these ideas from their favorite past-time: toking up while endlessly watching the the food network.

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