North Korea Threatens America (Video) | Are you Fo’ Real!?

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Looks like North Korea’s gettin’ ballsy just because they’re a little jealous that we’re giving South Korea some attention. Shall we say, fists were raised as their drones chanted, “Death to the U.S. imperialists!”

Here’s a nonsensical threat from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, warning us after eves-dropping on our routine drills with their less whiny pals out in South Korea hoping, “to settle accounts with the U.S.” How did we respond? Bring it on you crazy Asians with your tiny winkies. We’ve got all the man-power we need to rape you and then some.

If you don’t believe me, just watch Stephan Colbert’s take on “I have A Dream…against North Korea.” He hit the nail on the head with that one. I love patriotism. But only when it’s against those who think they can f*** with us.

Otherwise, this country is a bit nosy, don’t you think?

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