Shows like The PopCrunch Show warn us that music made by The Jonas Brothers is both catchy and poor in taste, yet it’s assumed that the boy band is harmless. So when Jimmy Kimmel invited them on his show last month he had no idea that they were going commit a deadly crime.
“We let them run all over the country, we let them into our teenagers bedrooms!” Jimmy says angrily in this video. After reviewing the tapes, the evidence is clear: The Jonas Brothers killed Connie Jones.
Connie, 88, was a woman who lived through the Great Depression and WWII; so it’s safe to say that she was raised to handle stressful situations. Though, even the most physically fit athletes couldn’t handle the trauma of a Jonas Brothers performance. I, for one, am just glad that none of my loved ones were watching.
Parents, brothers, and sisters, I beg you not to support these menacing individuals. If you have a heart, you’ll stop listening to the murderous music of the Jonas brothers.
