Are you having a bad day? Don’t you just hate it when you turn on the TV and it seems like every celebrity is having a better day than you? Here’s something to make you feel better: this week’s installment of the celebrity-insulting PopCrunch Show.
This week’s show reveals Britney Spear’s potty training techniques, Eva Longoria’s cheating husband, Alex Trebeck’s recent heart attack, Marcia Cross’ leaked nude photos, and, of course, David Beckham’s crotch.
The burn of the week goes to Melissa Joan Heart. Not for posing nude while pregnant, but because of her ‘celebrity irrelevance’. “I thought you had to have done something in the past four years to count,” says the host.