You can always count on Red Dwarf to make you smile.
Red Dwarf is a British comedy series that features Dave Lister, the last surviving member of the human race, aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf.
A radiation spill happens on board the Red Dwarf while Lister is in suspended animation. The ship’s computer, Holly, decides to keep him there until the radiation dies down. The thing is that the wait is three million years.
This video is only a taste of the dry British humor that makes this show excellent and a classic.
Now if only it were true… (Kidding.)