Two kids playing soccer in the back garden. A scene repeated in homes around the world every single day. but few end up in quite the same way as this one does.
The older kid is an absolute twonk. First of all he walks off moaning after the little kid gives him an accidental kick in the ankle. It’s as if he’s been shot or something.
And then he comes back and whacks the football as his innocent little brother as if he’s a Nazi war criminal. He almost takes his head off with the ferocity of the shot.
That was never destined for the goal, and was probably never intended to slot anywhere other than in between the younger sibling’s eyes.
Luckily his immediate remorse kind of saves him. At least in my eyes.
