Eurovision is still more than two months away, but already fans of the world’s campest song contest are casting an eye over the competitors. Can Engelbert Humperdinck finally change Great Britain’s fortunes, or will these grandmas triumph for Russia?
Opting for crusty oldies over a pretty young thing like 2008 winner Dimia Bilan is a controversial decision, but Russia hopes it will pay dividends.
To really appreciate Buranovskiye Babushki’s opus “Party For Everybody” it’s handy to know what they’re actually singing about.
“We sing about lighting the oven, kneading dough, and spreading out a tablecloth while waiting for the children to come home,” they croon mournfully. “And we say when our children come home, we will have fun and dance.”
I’m glad I’m not invited to their celebrations, but I wish them all the best in Azerbaijan nonetheless!