If you must insist on going on safari then you might want to consider lunching a little further away from animals that have the capacity to kill you. Like elephants.
This video shows the moment when a bull elephant attacked a group of tourists merrily lunching away at what looks like a designated eating spot.
The elephant casually walks up to the group, eats a pod that falls from the tree, and then decides he wants a fight. So, he starts one.
The slow-motion effect applied to this video is ultra annoying, so I’d recommend just watching the incident in full speed again rather than persevering with it.