Spoof Infomercial For Paedophile Beards (Video) | To Compliment Your Rapist Glasses

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This video is a brilliantly anarchic, satirical look at how people appear to look to others, as it introduces the concept of paedophile beards, rapist glasses and more.

It takes the form of a spook infomercial, where you are being sold the concept of these everyday accessories, so that you too can achieve a certain look.

There’ll be some who’ll complain that paedophilia and rape aren’t subjects to joke about, but they aren’t the targets of the joke here.

Instead, it’s the people who make assumption about people based on how they look, or what they wear: Think Trinny and Susannah for the YouTube generation.

I need to stop chatting now as I’m off out to buy some rapist glasses. I can’t afford the paedophile beard yet, but I know people who are already sporting one… which is a worry.

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