Squirrel Flashes His Nuts On The News Video | When Animals Become Exhibitionists

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I can’t quite believe this made it on to the news. Did no one notice the squirrel exposing himself loud and proud in front of the camera?

Without sound I have no idea what news channel this was on or what the report was about. But that doesn’t matter. All that matters is that this squirrel just flashed us, the dirty sod.

It turns out squirrels have impressive packages for such small creatures. Who’d have thought it? Perhaps that’s why this particular one wanted to make it on to the news: to expose himself and the truth about his kind.

What next? Pigeons flashing their breasts? Dogs posing like models? Cats doing porn? It doesn’t bare thinking about. But I can see a Discovery show emerging from the mist.

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